Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Is the Most Hilariously Lewd Thing You’ll Ever See
via Jezebel
This video is so ridiculous that you might assume it’s a joke, but it’s not. It’s a very real gem of anti-Planned Parenthood propaganda put out by the American Life League. Did you know that Planned Parenthood is out to lure children into becoming sex addicts? You might wonder why that would even make sense, but let the very tightly-wound man in the purple shirt tell you why: Sex addiction requires birth control (cha-ching!) and all those slutty diseases girls catch require STD testing ($$$). Then, even though the girls are apparently on birth control, they’re somehow all getting pregnant, which is when Planned Parenthood hits the motherlode: abortion—where the big money is. It just makes so much sense.
Masturbation sure was a gateway drug for me! It escalated into me being comfortable with my body, to knowing what turned me on, and finally to feeling pleasure. OH FUCK. Think of all of the babies that can’t be born now!
Also, I love how they played dubstep when they tried to slander pride haha. Dubstep: The devil’s fuck music.
Hahaha indoctrination hahaha stop the cycle hahaha
