Alaxative

nerdfighterdesperation:

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

this girl’s totally acquaintancezoning me

i wanna make friends with her but she keeps giving me all this shit about how she just wants to be acquaintances

which is bullshit because i know she’s been making friends with half the guys on campus, just a month ago her roommate found her making friends with three boys at once behind the old arcade

Oh man what a drag, I know the feeling though cuz there’s this girl who keeps frienemyzoning me

Like, all I want to do is show her how much I totally hate her and want her to die but she just keeps telling me she hates me like a brother

Even after I showed up to her house late one night with one of her cat’s legs she couldn’t even throw me a pity fight

God that must really suck for both of you! I can sort of relate ‘cause there are these guys who keep fanzoning me

All I want to do is be there best friend/lover but they keep telling me they only see me as a fan

Even after I moved into one of their closets and started a blog about my utter and total dedication to them they still look at me weird and whisper about me when they think I can’t hear