December 2010
124 posts
I'm wearing pajamas
So I was out pretty late at a family friends house yesterday(I think I have had at least one alcoholic beverage every day since break started btw), and I decided that instead of getting up at 7 to shower and eat before work I would wake up at 8 and do nothing. I am in sweats at work and it is amazing. (I work in a computer warehouse with a bunch of nerds- also in sweats). I have always put time...
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Imagine
If people could see exactly what you looked at on their facebooks. How fucked would you guys be?
I would be so fucked.
Routinization of crazy.
Do you ever catch yourself doing something that you are positive you do in the same way, at the same time that something else happens? I just realized I spin my right sock when I take it off before bed. What is that about? I mean, it’s not like spinning the sock adds anything to the process, or helps me fall asleep faster, but I keep doing it regardless. Watch how I don’t spin my sock...
Scarrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
apandaspropaganda:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y&feature=player_embedded#!
(Submitted by anonymous)
Uh…this was funny in the first 30 sec, then it was just creepy.
I laughed for four minutes, then I cried for six.
Coffee Depression.
If the best part of waking up is ‘Folders in your cup’, you need to start making some life changing decisions, ‘cause that’s just so sad.
Alright Tumblr, I am about to get real with you.
So I hung out with my ex girlfriend tonight (1.5 years, broke up in August), and I don’t think things have ever been as natural and easy as they were tonight. I mean, it wasn’t on as deep a level as it was when we were together, but it was just so damn relaxed. I guess what it comes down to is me not feeling like I had to be the person that she thought I was. I didn’t have to be...
I really want a New Year's kiss this year.
novh:
Not gunna front
It doesn’t even need to mean anything. The friendlier the better. Or not.
The Hipster in the Mirror →
“The attempt to analyze the hipster provokes such universal anxiety because it calls everyone’s bluff. And hipsters aren’t the only ones unnerved. Many of us try to justify our privileges by pretending that our superb tastes and intellect prove we deserve them, reflecting our inner superiority. Those below us economically, the reasoning goes, don’t appreciate what we do; similarly, they...
I am such a sucker for both of these songs, and...
Secret Sandwich
DAD: can u bring me my sandwich into my room? Dont tell anyone i asked you this.
DAD: please, dont tell any one. please dont tell. Please dont say anything.
blah balh
good hot drinks and tea
Two Things
Mom: Have you ever heard of camel toe? Did you call your bank rep?
drink your juice.: Ever wonder if you could →
drinkyourjuice:
just live in a cabin? Just decide to have the balls to go out somewhere remote and raise pine trees or make benches anonymously.
Live a solitary lifestyle. No bank accounts. No small talk. Just a porch and a wood stove and a shitty car for emergencies. Singing to plants on your windowsills to…
I always read Demonstrable
as Demons-able. As in, the ability to house a demon. That shit is haunted.
Demonstrate + Able , should be Demonstratable. Geez.
Or am I missing something?
“It’s easy…to stereotype an entire kind of music (though no one seems interested...”
– Adam Mansbach—More here, at NBM (via tabularasae)
What's the point in saying "No homo"? No one's...
People who put autoplay music on their blogs
luststings:
Seriously guys, this isn’t MySpace. Stop.
